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Ladies and Gentlemen,
welcome to the disclaimer
That's right, the disclaimer.
This American Apple Pie institution
know as parental discretion
will cleanse any innuendo
or sarcasm from the posts
which might actually make you think.
We will also insult you intelligence
at the same time.
So protect you families,
this blog contains explicit depictions
of things with are real.
These 'real' things are commonly known as 'Life'.
So if sounds sarcastic, don't take it seriously.
If it sounds dangerous, Do NOT try this at home or at all,
and if it offends you, just don't read it.
